June 2012
lowtax:
radianthour:
kryokats:
a t shirt that says ‘ask me about my spectrum of anxiety disorders’
a t shirt that actually says ‘please don’t ask me anything about myself’
richwhitelesbian:
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
Watchvondell-swain:
jesus christ
Watchtyleroakley:
The Internet has just about everything.
May 2012
youngstero:
my niece creates the weakest story structure for these little mermaid dolls
I don’t care what happens, the characters are inherently unlikable, poor dialogue
Watch
proud
gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy:
Persons
People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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FULL GREAT GATSBY TRAILER →
Watchblackpoquedown:
jellybeing:
thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
Who's this "Ibid" character anyway?
shitmystudentswrite:
Many of the statements in this paper are also noted as coming from a person only identified as ‘Ibid’ in the footnotes. I am not skeptical of Ibid’s view, but I would like to find his/her article and read it for myself.
