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woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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I may or may not have a secret one direction blog

so yeah…

Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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just girly things: pretending to be on the phone when you walk by a large group of men because there’s a chance they’ll harass you <333

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my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

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updating my resume like


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"Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist."

came across this great comment on an article Ruby Tandoh (Great British Bake Off Runner Up) wrote for The Guardian (via ismisesarah)

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"People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!"

— Kanye West, American Mozart (via shakespeareandpunk)

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